Nemeses Confronted

Well kids! Let me not say that I am not breeding up a race of super-explorers. Searching the world from top to tail for strange sea beasts.

After our recent call to action on this topic, with Mark straying into Giant Crab Territory. It just goes to show, that sometimes you find things where you least expect it.

Young Captain Adam was just innocently walking through the sunny streets of Vienna. Perhaps re-living some of his favourite scenes from Inspector Rex, admiring the bad haircuts and perhaps hoping that he might see Inspector Moser showing his charm to young ladies.

Perhaps still thinking of Rex, Adam walked into the beautiful old Natural history Museum. In which there was an old man who was hiding diamonds in one of the stuffed Polar Bears on the top floor. He was filled by the wonder of the dinosaur bones......(Oh these ancient beasts! Why are you no more?) Torn by his reflections, Adam notices that his bladder was full. He climbs the stairs to the bathroom. I like to think that at this point-he felt a shiver go up and down his spine- A premonition of what was to come.

I will now cross over to Captain Adam's testimony- which is an eyewitness account, written as we all know in his favourite tense. The third person.

"Adam's in Vienna, Adam Goes to Natural History Museum. Adam sees cool
dinosaurs. Adam goes to toilet upstairs. Adam sees........JAPANESE GIANT
CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh how i laughed at my dead nemesis! All dead like
in that glass display. Oh how sweet it felt to scream "I am the
greatest!!!" at the top of my lungs and hear it reverberate in the carcass
of a once great, now humbled creature. I stood there and laughed with all
my heart, for i had finally tasted the sweetness that is, victory!
I think that is all i can handle to tell you for now, in fact i think that
is all i ever need to say again."