Favourite Sayings #2

Its an eel weend that blows nobody any good!

Pirate Superstitions-Holding me back.

1. Avoid people with red hair when going to the ship to begin a journey.
Red heads bring bad luck to a ship, which can be averted if you speak to the red-head before they speak to you.

2.Women on board a ship make the sea angry, but a naked woman on board will calm the sea.

Well, I guess it is nothing that a good dye job and costume change can't fix.

Liger-tasticness.

Ok, I am back again from my voyage of discovery! And boy, if you could see some of the sights that I have seen.....your hair would curl! Or at least grow on your chest. One of the wonders that I encountered was two-fold.

I saw a Liger! Yes, They do exist! Napoleon Dynamite's favourite animal! For some scientific background, a Liger appears when a Lioness and a tiger love each other very much.

The second most exciting thing about a liger is that the gene that stops tigers growing is passed down the female line, so not only do you have an amalgamation of two hideously fearsome beasts! They are HUGE!

But, the MOST exciting thing about them is that they like to hang round with Nicholas Cage.