Monday, November 14, 2005

Every home should have one!



They say that everyone should face their fears. Rather like me living at the sea side. But thanks to this lady I am inspired once again.

Such dedication.

Maybe I should crochet myself a gigantic squid net, to hang over my verandah.

That'd scare him off!

Espadrilles


Forever immortalised in the filmclip for Whigfield-"Sexy Eyes" (My favourite ever film-clip in which the lovely Danish Pop sensation- dressed in capri-pants and espadrilles, dances down to the Docks and picks up two sailors). Espadrilles are consequently proven to be the hottest type of shoe that it is possible to get.

Invented by the Basque people, these shoes have bases woven out of rushes, invented origionally to make it easy for peasants to cross swamps with ease- as the bases float in water, and are easy for babies to hide in.

Espadrilles are mainly found on the European coastal areas, mainly for sophistocated jet-setters with oversized glasses, but I say that Espadrilles should be for everyone! COME JOIN ME!

I know that you will Shaye!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Wonders of the World Pt 2



Welcome to Part Two in our special series of "Great Wonders of the World". This week, cunningly concealed as a flight of stairs....is the Sea Organ of Zadar, courtesy of Captain Adam. As far as I can see it, these crafty Croatians have harnessed the power of the sea to create MUSIC! Sweet Music!

Lets whip over to an eye-witness account...The Organ Mirrors "The sweet serenade of mother nature's moods, movements, and moments. The subtle caress of our mother earth is channelled through 35 individual pipes to provided a succulent audio sensation that envelopes the ear. Rarely has 'Relax' sounded so amazing..."

So! I know that I am curious to know more! Lets throw the comments open for Question time!

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Sea Jokes




What was Tsar Nicholas II's favourite fish?
Tsardines!

A postcard from Cass.



"Spent a night at Napier, I slept like a baby after the day I'd had!

We pulled up at the beach- a long stretch of black/grey pebbles and cool green waters. There was a storm brewing in the distance. I sat there for a while soaking up the brilliant colour scheme, then heard a call of distress. Using my binoculars I saw a whale thrashing about with long tentacles wrapped around it.

I have nothing against the giant squid, but you are one of my best friends and he is your nemesis, so I knew what I had to do. I swam out as fast as I could and in no time managed to free the whale. We wrestled for hours with black clouds swirling above and waves crashing down.

When I thought I could fight no more I managed to get into position and stared deep into one of his gigantic eyes. I almost felt sorry for the beast.

Then with all my force I punched it, my arm went right up into my shoulder-A trick I learnt from Buffy!

He spasmed a few minutes, then was still. The waves died down and the clouds parted letting the glorious sunlight through.

The frazzled but grateful whale took us to shore and I presented the corpse to the National Aquarium-conveniently located right on the beach."

Friday, November 04, 2005

Another story from my Youth.


Flash back.

Here I am, 10 years old. As a summer treat we took the long treck into town. To go snorkeling at Bar Beach.

Picture to yourself that beach on that summer day. The smell and sound of the ocean was everywhere. The familiar scent of coconut-oil and sunscreen filled the nose, this melded with the smell of hot sand, which burned under tender feet. I had seen the ocean from the concrete embankment near the car just minutes ago, but it is now obscured from the eye. All that I can see in any direction is beach-towels and umbrellas, endless sand, topless bathers, adults, children and so many strangers of different shapes and sizes. Walking on and on, as if through the desert in the never-ending trek to find that perfect place for us to sit.

We find the spot and mark it with our beach-towels. Mum takes Katie Cheese for a paddle in the baby pool.

But not Dave and I, we don't do that. We are big now. Big enough to go.......... snorkelling!

We mask up. Put some salt-water in our goggles to stop them fogging up. But not too much, or you cannot see. We put the snorkels in, and become strange creatures from a Dr. Who episode, our breathing raspy, our mouths filling with the taste of old rubber, baked in the sun and the salt from the water we have washed it in.

I am taking my time to set the scene. I cannot think of what comes next...NO! I must think of what comes next.

Dad takes us out, one at a time. The sun dapples through the water, reflecting shadows on to rippling sand. Shells and mounds of rocks covered by waving green sea weed are passed. Almost invisible Whiting swim in small groups, sometimes only visible by the shadows that they cast on the ocean floor. More exciting than what we can see however.......are the things that we can't.

What strange creatures live there? just beyond our line of sight? Dad tells us of his previous adventures. Like when he and Uncle John went out and swam over sand, which looked just like the sand that we are swimming over now.............but as they swam, the sand moved! Out swam a stingray as long as my dad is tall! And twice as thick!

We swam for what seemd like hours. Until dad delivered me back to shore, then took dave out for a swim. I stood at the edge of the water, about up to my neck, and looked around, jumping with the waves, just minding my own business.

Imagine that young ankle, that young ankle jumping freely through the water. Until it was suddenly encircled by the maws of death.....

I often wonder what life would be like if that fateful day had never occurred.